Well, personally from my point of view anyway. I like lists, and yet I haven’t done any on here yet, so as opposed to reading about the the Dual Government in Russia, I decided to come up with this mini list.
After watching a music video yesterday, which was just as strange as the song I thought this could be a worthwhile thing to do. This is by no way the definitive three strangest videos ever, but I thought they were a bit odd, and perhaps not too exposed to the general public. So here we go.
First up is this from MSI. Recently started to listen to them, but when I saw this video I had no idea what was happening. If anyone can decipher a meaning, please tell me.
Secondly is this lovely little number from Deathstars, with their pre militant pale look and harder sound. That is pretty normal actually, but what the heck is going on with the woman in the bondage chair with the mutant babies eludes me.
This is the video that inspired this post. I didn’t quite know what to make it when I first saw it, and still don’t now. Well, I know I like the song at least. Unsure if in a creepy way this ends with a happy message though….
And that’s all. I may be back with more random little lists. We’ll see.
Complaints to the Police should follow this pattern.
Found this on one of the countless Facebook groups/pages that seem to be all the rage currently, and decided I’d upload it here. Apparently this is an actual complaint to the Devon & Cornwall Police Force.
——————— Dear Sir/Madam/Automated telephone answering service, Having spent the past twenty minutes waiting for someone at Bodmin police station to pick up a telephone I have decided to abandon the idea and try e-mailing you instead.
Perhaps you would be so kind as to pass this message on to your colleagues in Bodmin, by means of smoke signal, carrier pigeon or Ouija board.
As I’m writing this e-mail there are eleven failed medical experiments (I think you call them youths) in St Mary’s Crescent, which is just off St Mary’s Road in Bodmin.
Six of them seem happy enough to play a game which involves kicking a football against an iron gate with the force of a meteorite. This causes an earth shattering CLANG! Which rings throughout the entire building. This game is now in its third week and as I am unsure how the scoring system works, I have no idea if it will end any time soon.
The remaining five failed-abortions are happily rummaging through several bags of rubbish and items of furniture that someone has so thoughtfully dumped beside the wheelie bins. One of them has found a saw and is setting about a discarded chair like a beaver on ecstasy pills.
I fear that it’s only a matter of time before they turn their limited attention to the caravan gas bottle that is lying on its side between the two bins. If they could be relied on to only blow their own arms and legs off then I would happily leave them to it. I would even go so far as to lend them the matches.
Unfortunately they are far more likely to blow up half the street with them and I’ve just finished decorating the kitchen.
What I suggest is this - after replying to this e-mai l with worthless assurances that the matter is being looked into and will be dealt with, why not leave it until the one night of the year (probably bath night) when there are no mutants around then drive up the street in a Panda car before doing a three point turn and disappearing again. This will of course serve no other purpose than to remind us what policemen actually look like.
I trust that when I take a claw hammer to the skull of one of these throwbacks you’ll do me the same courtesy of giving me a four month head start before coming to arrest me.
Still have nothing majorly productive to do, but since I’ve already managed to begin failing at maintaining this pointless little blog, here’s three delighful pictures of when little signs near each other can provide much amusement.